Yep, it was on Thanksgiving Day yesterday and yet three fans decided to send me long rambling rants with complaints of:

• The team’s treatment of Jakub Klepis;
• The team’s treatment of Jamie Heward;
• The team’s treatment of Olie Kolzig (they know because they spoke with Mrs. Kolzig too);
• Ken Klee and why we didn’t pick him up on waivers;
• The Red Rockers and their wicked ways;
• The lack of towel giveaways;
• And the radio reception post game.

Because of these transgressions against mankind these three fans will never darken our door again; will neither attend a Caps game nor buy a ticket again; and wish us nothing but bad tidings. And a Happy Thanksgiving to you as well.