Do me a favor. Let us “jerk it out” NOW. (See video here for one of my favorite classic songs to boot.) “Jerk it out” means be loud; go crazy; say anything; and angst and dance away.
I have already started to receive angst-filled emails from certain Caps fans pining away for the good old days and concerned about our D; our goaltending; our playoff readiness; our toughness; our overabundance of skill; our lack of heart; our size; our skill level; our leadership; our grittiness; our speed; our GM; our coach; our ownership; our lack of secondary scoring; lack of tickets available; the price of tickets; the food; the traffic; the Metro schedule; the ushers; and the ice. One fan even said - and I quote – “I am 95 percent sure you will lose this series because…”