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Who Ya Got? Mega Shark or Giant Octopus?

I try never to miss a Lorenzo Lamas/Deborah Gibson blockbuster summer film and this one promises to be the biggest hit of the year. The writing, acting and production value of this film promises to blow Star Trek off the map.

Check out this trailer. See the best Hollywood has to offer. See a shark eat the Golden Gate Bridge. Stare in awe. Go Lorenzo, Go.

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10 Responses to “Who Ya Got? Mega Shark or Giant Octopus?”

  1. John Sandidge says:

    Lorenzo was great in that show “The Renegade”, should be great in this thriller!

  2. The Leaver says:

    I gotta say though, maybe the Caps S&C coach should talk to Debbie Gibson. I put my arm around her waist to pose for a photo at a promotional event last year, and it felt like putting my arm around a marble column. The girl’s in good shape!

  3. Dan says:

    Oh dear god.

    How does this even get green-lit?

  4. Chris says:

    Oh yeah it’ll be a real blockbuster… more like a COUCH-buster since it’s coming straight to DVD! BUT I’m totally seeing this and it could be the greatest motion picture ever made. Debbie Gibson get your Oscar speech ready!

    I love that you picked up on this Ted! GO CAPS

  5. Kristen says:

    This is BS……You should definitely not charge extra for tickets next season when your team can’t finish a game 7 in a 2nd series! BS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. Mike Rome says:

    HEY TEDDY, WHY NO WITTY POSTS TODAY? STILL CRYING ABOUT YOUR TEAM GETTING EMBARRASSED LAST NIGHT? IF YOU REALLY WANT TO SEE OVIE WIN THE CUP, TRADE HIM. BECAUSE HE’LL NEVER WIN IT WITH A LOSER LIKE YOU.

  7. HockeyMom says:

    I can hardly wait for the sequel!

  8. The Mullet Lurks says:

    I just saw Deborah Gibson’s Playboy spread. She’s aging VERY well.

  9. If one goes by the Stanley Cup Playoffs, the Red Wings lasted longer than the Sharks. Octopus, no question.

    …but seriously…

    This looks like it could make Snakes On a Plane look good.

  10. Nathan Hays says:

    Hey Mike Rome and Kristen, way to stick to the topic at hand. You are both even more ridiculous than Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus.

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