What Coach Didn’t Write in His Book

So right before the first game that Bruce is coaching at home, I walk into the hallway near the locker room. Coach comes out from a meeting and bumps right into me.

He says, “Err…hi – how you doing?”

I say, “You wired up yet?”

He says, “What do you mean?”

I say, “Didn’t George tell you?”

Coach says, “Tell me what?”

I say – seriously – “Oh, you didn’t get briefed, sorry. You take an ear piece and I have a mic in the owner’s box. I have a better view of the game from there and I call in all line changes during home games.”

Bruce says, “Very funny. You are kidding, right?”

Long pause. Silence. Deep eye contact. Guffaws follow.

We both laugh. I give him a hug and wish him well. I tell him to have fun out there. I leave him alone always and so far so good. Go Caps!

0 thoughts on “What Coach Didn’t Write in His Book

  1. Haha. The foolish decisions he made during the Pens series, nobody would be surprised if Ted was calling the shots.

  2. That. is. HILARIOUS!!!!! I can picture a “deer in the headlights” look on Bruce’s face. Love it!