We are all getting too old.
One of our rookies tweeted “Kettler” is “dirty.”
Of course several fans emailed me right away to tell me to clean up the facility. And that I was slacking.
I, of course, jumped into action. Where is it dirty? What can we do to keep it polished up and clean? I will go walk through the building with my own punch list. Kettler is and must remain “world class.”
The comments got re-circulated onto the Washington Post Capitals Insider blog (by the way, I also have noticed some naked pix on that blog as well as pix of girls making out with girls - guess it must drive traffic?) and then a blogger emailed me asking how could we let Kettler get “dirty” and what was our plan to improve it?
Of course, we just learned that the rookie was using slang as in ”That was a filthy goal.” ”Kettler is dirty” I guess means Kettler is awesome and quite nice.
Phew. Funny. This Internet thing. We all gotta get a handle on it, huh?
False alarm but I will still walk around the building to make sure it is really clean like you all deserve.