I finished reading Does The Noise in My Head Bother You?, an autobiography by Steven Tyler. I think he writes like he talks and thinks with streams of tweets and scat melodies. He is funny. He has a pretty good memory for a self-professed drug abuser. The book was a fun read. There were a few wonderfully funny moments and quotes within the book. I bought the book for 30% off at Barnes and Noble in a remainder bin here in Tysons. I am sad to say that my book The Business of Happiness was also at 30% off and was in the same remainder bin! I am serious.
When I lived in Boston right out of college I would go see Aerosmith in concert. They were a hard working band and played college campuses, bar halls, clubs and arenas. I have to admit it was hard to take your eyes off of Steven Tyler and Joe Perry back then. They were a uniquely derivative band that are survivors and have had three distinct careers.
Here is the summary of the book.
He was born in the 1940′s.
He was born into a musical family.
He loved his parents.
He played in cover bands.
He can do a cockney accent and people thought he was Mick Jagger. This talent was used wisely. He admired Janis Joplin. He went to Woodstock as a fan. He loved Jimmy Hendrix, the Beatles, and the Rolling Stones. Girls love him back.
He sings and writes songs. Here are the lyrics. He includes lyrics to his songs because he thinks fans can’t hear him sing because Joe Perry plays his guitar too loud.
He met Joe Perry. They formed a band. He loves Joe Perry – he hates Joe Perry. Lake Sunapee is a fun place in New Hampshire. He now lives in LA. He also lived in NYC and Boston. But mostly he is on a bus or plane touring.
Aerosmith is an American band with fashion style. Let us tour. Let us sell records. Let us debauch.
We formed a band. It was loud.
The band got big.
I sang a lot. My feet hurt. I go to rehab a lot.
I met a lot of girls; and then woman. I mean a lot of girls and woman. A lot. No – I mean a lot.
I did a lot of drugs. I mean a lot of drugs. Even more drugs than woman.
I had many children. I love them.
I ache – my vocal chords; my back; and my feet.
Rock star work is hard work.
It is physical labor.
My band mates and I fight a lot. We have LSD – lead singer dysfunction.
I took too many prescription drugs.
I go to rehab. Again. And again. We all go to rehab.
I am now a judge on American Idol.
I have survived.
Dream On. Walk This Way.
Thank you.